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[concretejungles]

>"Hey there! You've reached Masaomi's Super Dangerous Love Hotline!
If you're in need of romantic affection or just a friend, leave a message and I'll get back to you soon!


...If this is Izaya-san, you can hang up now."

text, video, or voice!
Zodion only please!

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♡text

[gentle]

[on the thirteenth of february, the day before valentine's day, kida should receive a package containing a box of lovely chocolates, courtesy of hyacinth flowers, as well as a simple text message accompanying it.]

( ^ _ ^)∠♡ happy valentine's day!

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[ballpoint]

Masaomi, are you alright? ...Um, you haven't been home at all, and sleep as soon as you do, so I was worried...

If you're still mad at me after what happened with Izaya-san, I'm sorry. I... should have listened to you.

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[concretejungles]

I'm fine! ヽ(^◇^*)/

I just have a lot to do lately!

There's no rest for the responsible adult with a love life!

[and he's pretty sure there's no way Mikado & Tooru will compare notes to find out he's not been with either of them.]

[ballpoint]

...

I'm sorry, but I don't believe that. There's "busy" and then there's avoiding your best friend. ...If you're so mad at me, I can move out.

[concretejungles]

[The last one took awhile to formulate.

This one comes back with seconds.]

don't

[ballpoint]

You're sure? Ever since we fought, you've....

[concretejungles]

You know I can't stay mad at you, Mikado! (´ ▽｀)

It isn't your fault anyway.

Like I said, I'm just busy! σ(ﾟｰ^*)

♡text

[gentle]

F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!!

…_…|..____________________, ,
……/ `—___________—-_____|]=
…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
…..), —.(_(__) /
….// (..) ), \—-"
…//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES

WE RIDE TOGETHER.

WE DIE TOGETHER.

send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.

[heartboobs]

YOU'RE INVITED to A SUPER COOL PARTY
Where: the beach!
When: noon this Saturday to forever and ever and ever!
Who: everybody who's super cool!

Remember to tell all your friends and bring a swimsuit! Show off your rockin' beach bod! ;)

text;

[whoreofbabylon]

you have been here a while, correct? explain to me why the little men in this hovel insist on rent.

text;

[concretejungles]

Probably because they don't recognise foreign royalty.

You gotta get a job and pay for stuff!

People can't afford to give it to you for free, y'know!

text;

[whoreofbabylon]

what a coincidence i can't afford to labor alongside the peasants

text;

[concretejungles]

Then I guess you'll just have to be a grubby street theif!

text;

[whoreofbabylon]

your jokes are not amusing right now.

text;

[concretejungles]

It's not a joke.

There's only two ways to get money.

You earn it or you steal it.

That's how the world works.

txt

[devoting]

ugh

[concretejungles]

uh-oh

[devoting]

don't 'uh-oh' like you know what i'm about to say!

[concretejungles]

You just sent me an angry noise.

Obviously that means something's wrong!

[devoting]

messages to heiwajima aren't going through.

[ bandage ripping or no tact? it is a mystery ]

[concretejungles]

[There's a significant pause -- he's checking that for himself. Finally a message comes in. It's a good thing for both their comfort that they're texting.]

Shizuo-san, huh? After all this time...

text;

[whoreofbabylon]

it will benefit you to note that i've declared fridays 'naked day' at straiaton.

text;

[concretejungles]

Σ(゜ロ゜；) did you tell anyone else that

text;

[whoreofbabylon]

naturally. i have posted a casual decree a 'note' if you will on the kitchen door.

text;

[concretejungles]

Ah, really?

I'm sorry, but I don't think we can uphold this one!