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[concretejungles]

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[concretejungles]

Probably because they don't recognise foreign royalty.

You gotta get a job and pay for stuff!

People can't afford to give it to you for free, y'know!

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[whoreofbabylon]

what a coincidence i can't afford to labor alongside the peasants

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[concretejungles]

Then I guess you'll just have to be a grubby street theif!

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[whoreofbabylon]

your jokes are not amusing right now.

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[concretejungles]

It's not a joke.

There's only two ways to get money.

You earn it or you steal it.

That's how the world works.

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[whoreofbabylon]

perhaps for peasants like yourself.

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[concretejungles]

You might be a king, but you don't have any royal treasury here.

For now you'll have to play the part of a commoner if you want to survive.

Of course, a king should be good for business, right?

And it's way cooler to be a king who works with his people than a king who lives in a gutter.

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[whoreofbabylon]

what a miserable place this is.

very well. if they are unable to serve royalty properly, then i will do what they cannot.

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[concretejungles]

That's the spirit!

Show them the enduring strength of a king and work harder than everyone!

Soon you'll be the richest man in town!

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[whoreofbabylon]

looking at their state of affairs, i cannot imagine that would be difficult.

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[concretejungles]

Then set it as your first goal.

After that, you can start your own business and people will directly follow your rule.