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[concretejungles]

>"Hey there! You've reached Masaomi's Super Dangerous Love Hotline!
If you're in need of romantic affection or just a friend, leave a message and I'll get back to you soon!


...If this is Izaya-san, you can hang up now."

text, video, or voice!
Zodion only please!

Comments

[concretejungles]

uh-oh

[devoting]

don't 'uh-oh' like you know what i'm about to say!

[concretejungles]

You just sent me an angry noise.

Obviously that means something's wrong!

[devoting]

messages to heiwajima aren't going through.

[ bandage ripping or no tact? it is a mystery ]

[concretejungles]

[There's a significant pause -- he's checking that for himself. Finally a message comes in. It's a good thing for both their comfort that they're texting.]

Shizuo-san, huh? After all this time...

text;

[whoreofbabylon]

it will benefit you to note that i've declared fridays 'naked day' at straiaton.

text;

[concretejungles]

Σ(゜ロ゜；) did you tell anyone else that

text;

[whoreofbabylon]

naturally. i have posted a casual decree a 'note' if you will on the kitchen door.

text;

[concretejungles]

Ah, really?

I'm sorry, but I don't think we can uphold this one!